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Janeane Garofalo Was A Married Woman For 20 Years…And She Didn't Even Know It!

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Holy SHIZ!

This is the craziest thing we've heard in QUITE some time!

Like, we're-pretty-sure-this-only-happens-in-movies kind of crazy!

Janeane Garofalo recently revealed that for the past 20 years, she's been a married woman…and she didn't even realize it!

According to the actress, she and her ex-boyfriend, Big Bang Theory producer Rob Cohen, had a WILD night in Las Vegas which resulted in a trip to a drive-through chapel in a cab!

And even though they never actually considered it legit, it turns out the union is recognized in the eyes of the law…as Cohen needed it to be dissolved before he could ACTUALLY marry his new lady Jill Leiderman!

She explains:

"Rob and I got married, for real, which we had to have a notary dissolve not 30 minutes before we got here tonight. We were married for 20 years until this evening. [We] got married drunk in Vegas…We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something."

Oh MAN!

Can U imagine having to have THAT conversation with your fiance?!

"Um, sorry, honey! We can't get married because for the past 20 years, Janeane Garofalo has been my wife!"

LOLz! Seriously, this is INCREDIBLE!

Talk about learning something new every day!

All in all, though, we're glad that everything was worked out in the end!

And hopefully, this can serve as a good warning tale to future intoxicated visitors of Sin City who think it may be funny to explore their wedding options while visiting!

[Image via WENN.]

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15 comments to “Janeane Garofalo Was A Married Woman For 20 Years…And She Didn't Even Know It!”

  1. Lior says – reply to this


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    Great to see heterosexuals still taking marriage so seriously.

    LOL…I know, she is a huge advocate for gay marriage, just a joke people.



  2. 2

    She looks horrible. What happened to her?

  3. Aleya says – reply to this


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    Re: Lior – Because gays would never do shit like this too… LOL They will never get divorced either right?

  4. Lena says – reply to this


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    wow perez… this was on daily mail two days ago..you really need to up your "research skills" majority of your website is stole from there

  5. TEXAS BOB says – reply to this


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    SHE'S GOT IN-SLANTING TEETH … JUST LIKE A LARGE MOUNTAIN RODENT…
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    EXCEPT FOR RODENT DON'T HAVE POINTY HEADS … JUST SAYIN'

  6. VETERINARIAN says – reply to this


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    SHE GOT ALL HER SHOTS , SO SHE'S HAPPY , NOW

  7. Amera says – reply to this


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    She was married and she didn't know it how does that happen lol



  8. 8

    She's a dog! And is SO delusional about her intelligence, she thinks she's clever, she's just an angry average girl!

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Janeane has quite the resume on wiki. She's done some interesting stuff.

  10. kelly says – reply to this


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    Re: TEXAS BOB – Zoom in she's got straight teeth has had braces likely, I'd hate to see what someones non braced teeth would look like to you.



  11. 11

    SOUNDS LIKE she was happily married 20 years more than most people can say…

    lololol priceless



  12. 12

    Re: kelly – yes my cousin had braces and her teeth do slant inwards a bit..they are straight thou they used to be bucked stright but very bucked..

  13. WillowWynde says – reply to this


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    Someone would have to be drunk to marry that delusional b*tch

  14. CALCULUS says – reply to this


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    THE MATHEMATIC EQUATION ON THIS WOD IS :
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    UGLY X MISERABLE = TROUBLE MAKER ..

  15. MALIBU BARBIE says – reply to this


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    PERFECT EXEMPLAR OF THE DESPERATE SYCHOPHANT TOADY CRAWLING PARASITIC LOSER WHOM SERVES THE MOB GREASEBALLS THAT THROW HER BONES IN EXCCHANGE FOR HER RANTING SCENES OF UNAMERICAN NATURE