Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
But, but… You're Jessica Chastain!!
The Lawless actress graced the cover of this month's Marie Claire, bearing her
bosom soul in the pages within!
It seems even success, fame, riches, and absolute beauty do not necessarily equate to comfort with the opposite sex.
For a girl who stole smooches from Brad Pitt in Tree of Life, Jessica is remarkably reluctant talking to real world hotties!
"I'm very shy when it comes to guys."
What?! Why?! You're a stunner!!
For her, though, acting is not about stroking one's ego.
Jessica didn't practice picking up boys at Juilliard — she practiced her craft!
"I never wanted to be a movie star. I wanted to be an actor. I don't really drink, and I've never been to a rave. I used to cut school to read Shakespeare, not to make out in the park."
Even elegant beauties such as yourself get nervous around tasty morsels of man-meat?!
Wowzers!! That's mind blowing!!
Stop sweating it, Jess! It's the man's job to get nervous around you!
[Image via WENN.]