Thankfully for us, Khloe Kardashian will!
The steamiest boy band around and one of the sexiest actors of ALL TIME met up recently (above) and the Earth melted from accelerated global warming!
Ok, we exaggerate, but still… one room can only contain so much hotness.
J-Depps met the dudes at his home studio, busted out some instruments and had a total jam session like the world has never seen!
"Johnny found out 1D were in town and, after making a few calls, they came round to his studio. He brought out his piano and guitars for the boys to test, and they had a little jam session. Lily Rose just watched with her blushing mates while her dad temporarily joined the world's biggest boyband."
Get this collaboration going guys! It could be called Jack Sparrow's Only Direction! HA!
But, the best part of this epic encounter is that Johnny reportedly told the boys they could come back to visit once they're old enough to share a whiskey with him!
And then they all proceeded to indulge in two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers….
Hoh man, now that would be something to see.
Ch-ch-check out a picture of Johnny's daughter getting cozy with One Direction (below)!
[Imagea via Lily-Rose M. Depp/Twitter.]