One Direction Meets Johnny Depp! The World Swoons!

The steamiest boy band around and one of the sexiest actors of ALL TIME met up recently (above) and the Earth melted from accelerated global warming!
Ok, we exaggerate, but still… one room can only contain so much hotness.
Johnny Depp invited those cheeky Brit/Irish boys One Direction over to his LA abode per the request of his adolescent daughter Lily-Rose M. Depp, who is apparently a huge fan.
J-Depps met the dudes at his home studio, busted out some instruments and had a total jam session like the world has never seen!
"Johnny found out 1D were in town and, after making a few calls, they came round to his studio. He brought out his piano and guitars for the boys to test, and they had a little jam session. Lily Rose just watched with her blushing mates while her dad temporarily joined the world's biggest boyband."
Get this collaboration going guys! It could be called Jack Sparrow's Only Direction! HA!
But, the best part of this epic encounter is that Johnny reportedly told the boys they could come back to visit once they're old enough to share a whiskey with him!
HA!!!!
And then they all proceeded to indulge in two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers….
Hoh man, now that would be something to see.
Ch-ch-check out a picture of Johnny's daughter getting cozy with One Direction (below)!

[Imagea via Lily-Rose M. Depp/Twitter.]
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You sure give a lot of space to a band you hate and said would split up soon. Guess your love of boys overrides all else.
But then, it's your attempt to look cool and relate to the tweens, since you know you've lost millions of hits from your most important demographic.
A whole paragraph written nonchalantly about party drugs explains a lot about this sloppily-maintained site.
Aww! that's so sweet. Johnny is a great dad!
One Direction Meets a Homeless Person. The World Gags!!!!
Lol, what happened at the end there? Sounds like one small paragraph from 'I Am Ozzy'.
Oww…Johnny…Noooo!!!!
Keeping his teenage daughter happy to make it easier to take for her, that she may have to share her dad with another v e r y y o u n g l a d y.
Johnny is such a good dad! Why isn't Zayn Malik in the pictures?