Juicy Joe, prepare for some vineyard-style humping! Teresa Giudice has a LOT celebrate tonight!
We have the scoop on who will be returning to the cast Real Housewives of New Jersey for season five, aaand it's gonna be a banner year for Mz. Tre!
Moment of silence for the departed… Okay.
The two RHONJ vets will be replaced by three new housewives – Noelle Brescia, Gia Casey and (Tre's BFF and hairdresser) Priscilla DiStasio. All of three ladies have ties to Teresa, giving her an advantage in any dramaz.
But don't worry, Melissa Gorga and Jacqueline Laurita will be back on camera with their claws out!
Insiders say the network wants to start filming soon, so we may be seeing tables flip sometime in the Spring!
Can. Not. Wait.