B*tch, if we didn't love you so much, we'd tell you to get your filthy paws off of our MAN!
No, but really, how jealous are we?!? GAAAH!!
Girlfriend ran into our boyfriend at the Lakers game last night and the two were practically making out!
She's a Laker fan too??? I think I'm in love. -Z
Um, excuse us! We love the Lakers too, okay?! Go Dwight Howard! Now, is it our turn for a smooch….or two? Ha!
Oh man, we love both Rebel and Zac so much, we can't hate! Just next time, call us for that inevitable HAWT threesome!
[Image via Zac Efron's Twitter.]