Our hearts are breaking over this social media celeb split!
But, Miz Ballinger stressed that her former flame didn't wrong her in any way, adding:
Instead, the singer clarified that they ultimately weren't a good fit together:
If Channing Tatum's super-ripped, super-HAWT body wasn't enough to make us swoon over his recent selection as People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, it is only MAGNIFIED TIMES A MILLION by the fact that he's committed to his lovely wife, Jenna Dewan-Tatum…AND chose to tell her the big news during the arguably LEAST sexy chore possible:
Washing the SKUNK smell off of their dogs!
The American Horror Story: Asylum actress explains:
"Our dogs were being skunked every other night for about two months straight, so this was a very normal occurrence, to be kneeling in front of the bathtub washing our dogs. But he was like, 'Oh, by the way, I was named PEOPLE's Sexiest Man Alive…' Is that not the strangest way to tell me this news? I'm not quite sure why the skunk smell made him think about it. Maybe it was the fact that it was the last thing something the Sexiest Man Alive would be doing. But I don't know. Maybe it was the sexy skunk musk that made him think of it. I think it's an honor, because it's a great league of people that have been given this honor before him. That's special, because it says he's achieved so much in his career and in his life that makes this award a possibility. But he's always been the Sexiest Man Alive to me."
Awww! Isn't that the sweetest EFFING thing you've ever heard?
We've always ADORED these two together - you can just tell how much they really do love each other!
But we DO have to respectfully disagree with you on one count, gurl:
Picturing those beautiful arms of his wet and soapy, leaning over a tub to tend to his beloved pooches…that is DEFINITELY something we think our Sexiest Man Alive should do!
But yes, the skunk smell - not so much!
Here's hoping those poor little woof-woof friends stop getting sprayed!
[Images via WENN.]