(Srsly, what was with that sniffling??)
Don't support gay marriage?
Then these queers have some baaaaad news for you!
If gay marriage isn't legalized, the gay community will marry your girlfriends. That's right! It'll be a BIG wedding, with lotz of flowers!
Press PLAY (above) to see why this plan is 100 percent fool proof!
You scared? YOU SHOULD BE!! HA!