Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
Looks like everyone and their nosy mama gets to see you boink your bff's ex for a little bit longer! At least!
After a judge heard Hulk Hogan's argument in court, he ruled against the bandana-wearing wrestler's preliminary motion to strip Gawker's rights to keep it online.
While this may not be the final say in this legal cage-match, it's definitely lowered the bets on Hulk.
Since the judge thinks there's really nothing left to protect of Hulk's privacy (the tape — and his peen — have been seen by basically everyone), he doesn't think pulling the tape now would do any good.
Still, Hulk remains hopeful… for $100M and the wiped-out memory of the planet. Yeah, good luck with that last part!
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