No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Ugh. We think he can do better anyway!
Yesterday, we were SO happy to hear that the charges of underage sex against Kevin Clash — the voice of Sesame Street's Elmo — were dropped once the accuser revealed whatever relationship the two had had occured AFTER the accuser turned 18.
But who is this 23-year-old that wished to ruin the reputation of a man who portrays one of the most beloved children's characters in the WORLD?!
On Sheldon's Facebook page, he boasts:
"I like to consider myself a rare breed. I’m very spontaneous and random…I’m determined and goal oriented. My destiny is laid on a solid gold brick pathway … MY FUTURE IS BRIGHT and never will it dim."
Hmm, we guess that by keeping his dwindling light "bright" Sheldon needs to steal the beaming glow from other, more accomplished individuals!
And we literally mean STEAL!
Sheldon has been formerly arrested for the theft of a $250,000 necklace from Beverly Hills based music producer Darian Pollard, although the charges were later dropped, and the dude has also been arrested for passing a bad check and for reckless driving.
What's even more upsetting is that Sheldon's mother Felicia Stephens, 48 was arrested in 2011 for allegedly stabbing her husband to with scissors!
Just… tragic. We hope this guy gets whatever help he needs, ’cause it seems that he's probably got some MAJOR issues to address!