It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
They bicker more often than Kim Kardashian's sex tape is played, but they're gonna be together for, like, ever! Seriously!!
Despite the dramatic show-downs we hear about in the tabloids, they're just not getting divorced. Even if Bruce played golf with a red-headed mermaid, and even if Kris went to dinner with the ex that broke up her first marriage.
These two Jenners are gonna stick it out!
"They're not getting divorced. It is all rubbish. This same basic story has been on covers of mags for the last year and none of it is true."
So there. We still have plenty of Bruce and Kris scenes left to watch on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
There!! Are you happy!!? Are you happy now!?!?! ;)
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