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Lindsay Lohan Has A Long-Lost Sister! Michael Gets Positive DNA Results & A Convo With Maury!

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WTF!!?!!?! THIS IS REAL LIFE!

Even the craziest tabloid couldn't make this sh*t up!

Lindsay Lohan has a long-lost sister, everyone! A LONG-LOST SISTER!!

For seventeen years, Kristi Horn has been adamant about Michael Lohan being the father of her love child — Ashley.

But he always denied it!!

Welp! He can't now!! Because thanks to The Trisha Goddard Show, DNA testing now proves that YES, MICHAEL — YOU ARE THE FATHER!!

Oh and speaking of wacky paternity testing, Maury even drops by to have a lil' chit-chat with the dad.

At one point he even asks the most important of questions:

"Did you, at any time when Ashley was young, say 'I'm gonna take you to Disney World'??"

The crazy reveal airs THURSDAY NIGHT on NBC!! Set those DVRs now, people! LOL!

To soothe your anticipation though, watch the preview (above)!

Apparently there's even a part where Michael tries to console Ash, but she refuses him. So he says, "I just want to hug you!"

But clearly, as she says in the video, she doesn't wanna be a part of any Lohan drama!! And can you blame her??

Since Ashley is seventeen, that means she was born between Ali and Cody Lohan. Wonder how Dina's gonna like the sound of all of this!

And LiLo!! She's already got one half-brother on the way. What will she do now that she knows there's another bundle of beauty in the fam??

Whatever happens, we just hope Ashley can cope with the crazy news. You don't have to be a part of the drama, gurl. You can totally forge your own path!

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10 comments to “Lindsay Lohan Has A Long-Lost Sister! Michael Gets Positive DNA Results & A Convo With Maury!”

  1. Barbara says – reply to this


    1

    He is only doing this to bring attention to Lindsay's disasterous TV movie…



  2. 2

    She's still not going to squeeze any cash from THAT TURNIP!

  3. Akie says – reply to this


    3

    I hope its not about money, but you know Hollywood. The least he can do is send her to college!



  4. 4

    Let's just hope her mother isn't as bad as Dina.



  5. 5

    Lindsay never stood a chance.



  6. 6

    Wow, you would think she'd want to keep something like that quiet.



  7. 7

    #wristslash

  8. Hooter says – reply to this


    8

    Lost???? Lost???? That young girl wasn't lost… That POS of a man denied, this wimp, sleaze ball refused to "man up" to his own responsibilities. His child left out in the cold by the man that slept with her mother.. I won't say father he doesn't deserve to be called that…



  9. 9

    Hope her MOM gets all the back child support this scum didn't pay. Every penny.

  10. Bevi says – reply to this


    10

    Poor girl, now she has to own up to having that slime ball as her father.