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Rihanna Sprouts Barbadian Babe-Bonerz For Brad Pitt & Sofia Vergara!!

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What happens when we die?

Did Leonardo DiCaprio's spinning top falter at the end of Inception??

Is there a genetic reason why blondes have more fun?!

We would rather answer those mind-bending questions a billion times over than be subjected to the impossible queries Ellen DeGeneres presented to Rihanna!!

RiRi played a rousing round of "Who Would You Rather" yesterday, but choosing between ultra-bangable celebs is harder than it looks!

Ch-ch-check out our rude gal growing positively tingly at the prospect sharing her California Queen Bed with Brad Pitt (above)!

Ri moistens her mind-vagina for Sofia Vergara, and is asked to play for either Team Jacob or Team Edward, but that's just a prelude to the madness!

Ellen's real coup de grâce?

Asking the singer to choose between two beautiful and equally bangable boy-toys, Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling!!!

Ugh!!! Trick question!!

We choose both! WE CHOOSE BOTH!

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6 comments to “Rihanna Sprouts Barbadian Babe-Bonerz For Brad Pitt & Sofia Vergara!!”

  1. WALLY THE BEAR says – reply to this


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    DA' ELLEN BE SMELLIN'… LIKE DOG SHIT FROM HELL - EN….
    SHE BE LICKIN' EXCESSIVE POSSUM . AND THE RAT HEAD DOG'S BREATHE BE AWEFUL ROTTEN ….. IF I SEE HER CRAWLIN' UP MY HOUSE'S FOUNDATION …I BE SPRAYIN' HER WIFF THE RAID PREARATION . BANG.

  2. WALLY THE BEAR says – reply to this


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    DA' ELLEN BE SMELLIN'… LIKE DOG SHIT FROM HELL - EN….
    SHE BE LICKIN' EXCESSIVE POSSUM . AND THE RAT HEAD DOG'S BREATHE BE AWEFUL ROTTEN ….. IF I SEE HER CRAWLIN' UP MY HOUSE'S FOUNDATION …I BE SPRAYIN' HER WIFF THE RAID PREARATION . BANG.

  3. WALLY THE BEAR says – reply to this


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    DA' ELLEN BE SMELLIN'… LIKE DOG SHIT FROM HELL - EN….
    SHE BE LICKIN' EXCESSIVE POSSUM . AND THE RAT HEAD DOG'S BREATHE BE AWEFUL ROTTEN ….. IF I SEE HER CRAWLIN' UP MY HOUSE'S FOUNDATION …I BE SPRAYIN' HER WIFF THE RAID PREARATION . BANG.

  4. revert5675 says – reply to this


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  5. 5

    Good god, that whore probably said, "Ill take both, at the same time".

  6. boston61 says – reply to this


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    She back to the wigs. I knew she wouldn't last long looking the way she really looks.