This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We guess that "boyfriend" she had doing radio interviews for her didn't work out!
Such a shame! LOLz!
According to Ke$ha, her constant commitments as a pop sensation have kept her from being able to maintain a conventional relationship with one person, so she's instead opted to secure herself various booty calls all over the world for when she's in their neck of the woods!
"Not at all. Not even a little bit. But I have special friends all over the world in different cities, so that helps. I'll go out for a drink. I'll take a bubble bath and drink some wine with a cute boy. All I'm concerned about is going on the most kickass world tour in the world. That's what I want to do. There aren't celebrities that I necessarily have a thing for. I'm into metal dudes with long hair, big beards, motorcycles, that love heavy metal."
But hey! We think she may be on to something with her multicultural collection of, ahem, 'gentleman callers,' though!
After all, you HAVE to make sure when you're traveling the globe to hit up all the different flavors that come with local cuisines!
[Images via WENN.]