No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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If you decided to shy away from the media yesterday, then please… let us catch you up to date.
Lindsay Lohan has a long-lost sister.
So yeah.. clearly he was cheating on Dina.
And get this — the mother of his 17-yr-old daughter had to bring him on the The Trisha Goddard Show to force him into seeing the proof! The DNA proof!
So today on Good Morning America, lovely ole' Linds was given the news for — what she claims — the first time!!
Watch her react (above)!!
And then CLICK HERE to watch the awkward family reunion. Paternity master Maury even showed up to lecture Mike on the responsibilities of fatherhood — like DisneyWorld.
Oh and btw, we're not so sure we buy LiLo's shock… but what do U think??