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Ooh! Ooh! Pick us!!
We could be Peter Parker's bestest friend EVER!!
Sony left no rock unturned in its search for a man to appear alongside Andrew Garfield in the forthcoming sequel to Amazing Spider-Man!
Portrayed excellently by James Franco in the previous set of films, the Spidey reboot needs a Harry Osborn!
Current finalists for the new gig include Melancholia's Brady Corbet, Chronicle's Dane DeHaan, and Beautiful Creatures Alden Ehrenreich!
Hmm… We cast our vote for the hot one!!
Oh, wait! That's all three of them, LOLz!!
Whoever lands the gig will find himself among good company.
Andrew and his real-life lover Emma Stone are reprising their roles, and we also expect greatness from newcomer Shailene Woodley who plays Mary Jane Watson.
Good luck, boys! If things don't work out with Sony, you can sleep on our casting couch any time!
Tags: alden ehrenreich, amazing spider-man, amazing spider-man 2, andrew garfield, beautiful creatures, brady corbert, casting, chronicle, dane dehaan, emma stone, film flickers, harry osborn, james franco, melancholia, sequels, shailene woodley, spider-man