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Joan Rivers: Showtime's Heads Are 'Drunk' 'Bipolar' And Could Learn From The Kardashians

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Joan Rivers: Showtime's Heads Are 'Drunk' 'Bipolar' And Could Learn From The Kardashians

What gives Showtime??

Comedy icon / pastic surgery marvel, Joan Rivers, PISSED at the network airing her new stand up special, "Don't Start With Me" cuz they DEMANDED she to stop promoting it!

In her own word's Joan says (while snapping her fingers) "Excuse me, it’s my concert, Madonna taught me that."

Mz. Rivers says she was really excited about promoting the show cuz:

“I think it's the best I have ever recorded. Showtime were great, said do whatever you want. Pick any city you want, I picked Chicago. I adore Chicago. I haven’t played for four years. The feedback was great and then I noticed it was airing and I had done nothing to promote it.”

So, the grandmother of comedy took matters into her own hand and started booking appearances on talk shows to help get the word, but that didn't last long.

She explains that in a veeery odd turn of events:

“Showtime sent me a cease and desist letter telling me they didn't want me to promote it. The first time in 60 years that a network said shut the f*ck up. I think they are all crazy.

“They are all drunk over at Showtime. I think they are all bipolar. I don't care, but the sad thing is they are blowing every opportunity. I would have killed the first turkey for Thanksgiving or fed raw turkey to people in Staten Island if it had got them to tune in Thursday at 9:30 p.m.”

The former Celebrity Apprentice winner thinks the drunk and bipolar jerks running the pay-for-channle could learn a couple lessons about show biz from two Hollywood legends, Alfred Hitchcock aaaand Kim Kardashian!

She says:

“Hitchcock use to say half percent was making it and half was selling it, I have always believed that. I adore the Kardashians because of that — why have sex if you can't get it on tape? I’m sitting around here with no underwear waiting for Showtime.”

OoOoOoh la la!!

Showtime, are you hearing this? The offer is LITERALLY on the table! HA!

We don't know WTF is up with the network, but you can be sure we'll be tuning in this Saturday to see a re-run.

[Image via WENN.]

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15 comments to “Joan Rivers: Showtime's Heads Are 'Drunk' 'Bipolar' And Could Learn From The Kardashians”

  1. Mr Pete says – reply to this


    1

    That's what she gets for backing Romney
    Showtime would prefer to have a failed show, than a Romney supporter be a winner

  2. TIM M. HUG says – reply to this


    2

    I SAW IT AND IT WAS EXCELLENT!! JOAN RIVERS IS A COMEDY PIONEER AND LEGEND. IT IS VERY SAD THEY WOULD TREAT HER THIS WAY.



  3. 3

    What a PATHETIC FILTHY-MOUTHED DIRTY OLD JEWISH HAG…



  4. 4

    That's the picture of PURE GREED!

  5. Rosie Oh says – reply to this


    5

    She deserves the Purple Heart for just going into Chicago
    which has now become the muder capital of the nation



  6. 6

    Joan RULES!!



  7. 7

    Holy crap, she is still alive? Although she is starting to look like that idiot who got all the surgery to look like a lion

  8. JOY says – reply to this


    8

    POOR JOAN …
    .
    MORE THAN HALF WAY THERE TO LOOKIN' LIKE CATWOMAN - WILDERBEAST .
    .
    SHE'S ALWAYS HAD THAT MIDDLEEASTERN TEMPERMENT AND ENVY OF WHITE PEOPLE DRIVING HER TO ANY LENGHT TO LOOK LIKE ONE .
    .
    ONLY THING LEFT FOR THE OLD SCREWBALL IS THE PART OF EGOR IN FRANKENSTEIN.
    .

  9. MARY says – reply to this


    9

    Re: TIM M. HUG
    AGREED!!!!!!!!



  10. 10

    Love Joan! She's to be admired, because she's funny, daring, and takes care of herself!

  11. @v@ says – reply to this


    11

    Sign Kris Jenner to promote your next special. People will be SICK of it, but they'll know it.



  12. 12

    Go Joan! If it weren't for her I wouldn't have known it even existed. Maybe Showtime is doing so well, they don't have to make any money.

  13. teeter totter says – reply to this


    13

    She is funny, but I cannot afford Showtime so will have to miss her show. And Obama fans, enjoy your part time jobs when employers cut back hours so they do not have to pay for Obamacare. Do not want to hear your whining two years from now, OK?

  14. teeter totter says – reply to this


    14

    Meant to also say, Joan please be careful about tossing around the bipolar word, I have a first cousin who has it, difficult thing to live with.

  15. BlueShadow says – reply to this


    15

    Love Joan!! The QUEEN OF COMEDY and still going strong. You are beautiful.