Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
No jail for this bird!
Joe Simpson's DUI arrest has ultimately resulted in 36 months of probation, $390 in fines, and a 3-month alcohol program.
Speaking of, do U really think he wanted that males-only modeling agency??
If he did, better late than never… right, Joe??
[Image via Ramey Pix.]