It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
No jail for this bird!
Joe Simpson's DUI arrest has ultimately resulted in 36 months of probation, $390 in fines, and a 3-month alcohol program.
Speaking of, do U really think he wanted that males-only modeling agency??
If he did, better late than never… right, Joe??
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