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The Hobbit Bends Over Star Trek 2 To Make Sweet, Sweet Love And Birth An IMAX Baby!

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Set your phasers bonerz to stun huge, sci-fi & fantsy aficionados!

This news will blow your space ballz!

Ever wonder what it might feel like for Peter Jackson and J.J. Abrams to simultaneously fill all of your holes?!

No, of course you haven't! But you're about to find out anyway!!

The Hobbit director and the dude behind the Star Trek re-imagining are tag-teaming moviegoers this winter!

Their filling up audience's eye sockets and ear canals — which holes did you think they were filling, sicko? — with glorious images and wondrous sounds!

A nine minute Star Trek Into Darkness extended trailer will precede all IMAX showings of The Hobbit!!

Vulcans and dragons, together at last!? Ah-maaaaaazing!!!

We wouldn't be any happier unless we were flanked by Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine during the screening, with a hole strategically cut out from the bottom of the popcorn box on our lap!

Mmm! Extra butter, please! LOLz!!

[Image via Sony Pictures.]

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