One million, billion points for Gryffindor, Hermoine Granger.
Ch-ch-check out the incredible video (above) and if you want, you can read her entire speech HERE.
Talk about The One That Got Away!
America bequeathed upon its most lovely daughter the award for favorite female pop artist, but Katy Perry didn't even show up to collect the trophy!
We're sad she missed the AMAs, especially since we bet the Fireworks singer would've worn a dazzling outfit on the red carpet!
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