Grand County Sheriff Steven White told ABC News on Tuesday that authorities are
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Oh, JT! You smooth
Just a year after allegedly you let Black Widow suck the poison out from the spider bite in your pants, she and your new wife joyfully gushed about your sex-ay honeymoon?!
And Jessica was eager to
rub in the fact that Justin chose her share the dirtiest deets of her and Justin Timberlake's honeymoon!
"[The honeymoon] was like magic. It was like heaven. It was the most beautiful thing."
We assumed the most beautiful thing involved Ryan Lochte and two hairless unicorns, but we imagine Jess had a fantastically scandalous time!
We aren't sure what else the two gals said about Timbertoes, but we know one thing for certain — Cock was on their minds!!
Hitchcock, that is! Their new film is about the acclaimed Master of Suspense, Alfred Hitchcock!
And we cannot wait to take it all in, LOLz!!
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