The king of chiseled features and lap dances and reining Sexiest Man Alive has just won another title… Magazine Super Seller!
"The early numbers show that People had a huge increase in market share with its Sexiest Man Alive issue."
The editor says readers (AKA bitter Ryan Gosling lovers) need to:
"Remember, the editors at People are not just picking a man who is sexy; they are also picking a guy who can sell magazines. It looks like they made a great choice."
The official numbers haven't been reported yet, but judging from the projection, Channing has hit another homer.
He really is Magic Mike!