Ch-ch-check out Obama's AH-Mazing final WHCD speech (above)!
The king of chiseled features and lap dances and reining Sexiest Man Alive has just won another title… Magazine Super Seller!
"The early numbers show that People had a huge increase in market share with its Sexiest Man Alive issue."
The editor says readers (AKA bitter Ryan Gosling lovers) need to:
"Remember, the editors at People are not just picking a man who is sexy; they are also picking a guy who can sell magazines. It looks like they made a great choice."
The official numbers haven't been reported yet, but judging from the projection, Channing has hit another homer.
He really is Magic Mike!