We hear your purrs, KatyKats!
But we're sad to say the purring is about to become hissing once you sink your claws into THIS juicy piece of news.
Blunt and to the point, she drops the first bombshell, revealing:
"He's a very smart man, and I was in love with him when I married him. Let's just say I haven't heard from him since he texted me saying he was divorcing me December 31, 2011."
WHAT THE FLYING F*CK!?!
And that's not even the last of it! Katy continues, saying: