That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
love in a hopeless Flaming Hot Cheetos in an awkward place!
Rihanna's 777 Tour is a non-stop party at 35k feet, but we have reason to believe the Barbadian singer is getting high in more ways than one!!
Not only is she rocking marijuana leaves on her threads, but we found a copy of her pre-show rider demanding each international venue supply her with snack foods only a stoner could endorse!!
That diet is not healthy at all, gurl! We hope you mix in an occasional vegetable!!
You know what they say:
You can take the gurl out of the Cup O' Noodles, but you can't take the Cup O' Noodles out of the girl!
We're SHOCKED a woman with RiRi's bottomless bank account hasn't acquired a taste for a dish more sophisticated than one typically consumed by grad students living on $15 a week.
It's a diet only a colonoscopist could love!
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