Hammer down your tables and weaves!
Season five of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is gonna be a bigger shitshow than we EVER imagined!
Melissa Gorga has revealed that rumors of Caroline Manzo's departure from the series were 100 percent FALSE!
pop singer reality star told reports:
"Caroline is returning. Okay, there you go. Caroline is back and so is Kathy [Wakile]."
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! Wait, you don't? FINE, we'll spell it out for ya!!!
This means tell-it-like-it-is Manzo will becoming face-to-face with prostitution whore Danielle Staub!
This is really surprising cuz, as many fans will recall, the hot headed momma swore she'd quit the Bravo show if producers brought back
the looney stalker Danielle.
Perhaps the prospect of revenge changed her mind….
We expect someone will die this season.
We just hope it's not Milania!
Tags: caroline manzo, danielle staub, real housewives, real housewives of new jersey, tv casting