Good for you, Chels!
Ch-ch-check out Chelsea's topless pics (below)!!!
[Image via Chelsea Handler/Twitter]
Hammer down your tables and weaves!
Season five of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is gonna be a bigger shitshow than we EVER imagined!
Melissa Gorga has revealed that rumors of Caroline Manzo's departure from the series were 100 percent FALSE!
"Caroline is returning. Okay, there you go. Caroline is back and so is Kathy [Wakile]."
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! Wait, you don't? FINE, we'll spell it out for ya!!!
This means tell-it-like-it-is Manzo will becoming face-to-face with prostitution whore Danielle Staub!
Perhaps the prospect of revenge changed her mind….
We expect someone will die this season.
We just hope it's not Milania!