"Given the brevity of this marriage and the most recent and tragic loss of his mother, Johnny will not respond to any of the salacious false stories, gossip, misinformation and lies about his personal life. Hopefully the dissolution of this short marriage will be resolved quickly."
It's like a poorly written episode of Homeland!
TSA caught musician Wayne Coyne yesterday smuggling a grenade past the security checkpoint at Oklahoma City's Will Rogers Airport!!
We knew The Flaming Lips were wacky — they made a six hour song? Oh, cute! — but sneaking grenades onto planes is most certainly not charming!
Delayed or canceled flights before Thanksgiving means people flying home for the holiday spend less time with their loved ones!! What a terrible ripple effect Wayne's actions may have caused!
At least the singer knows he was in the wrong. He posted a quick apology on Twitter along with a picture of him at the airport (above).
Sorry Sorry Sorry!! Everyone that was inconvenienced because of my grenade at OKC airport!!moby.to/gf33hv
— Wayne Coyne (@waynecoyne) November 10, 2012
The apology is sincere, but still we cannot fathom Wayne ever thought grenades and airplanes were a wise combination!
It's unclear right now what legal consequences he may suffer.
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