There's no way we could be this lucky... right?!
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WARNING: This NSFW video makes Caligula look like Toy Story!
We know what you're thinking, "this porno has a phenomenal soundtrack"!
Considering this NSFW vid's abundance of areola, the myriad of mammary, the bushels of bosom, the shipload of Swedish sweater puppies (above)… it's no wonder you were confused!
This is The Rolling Stones' seXXXy new video, Doom and Gloom!
After 50 long years, Keith Richards and Mick Jagger still paint the poonani black!
Even if the song sucked — and it doesn't, it's actually really solid — we'd tip our hats to gentleman of their age with enough cunning and guile to disrobe Noomi Rapace!
But, hey, even after five decades of rocking at 110%, we think Mick is as sex-ay a beast as ever!!