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Robert Rodriguez's Machete Sequel Slain In Utero?

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The only thing better than a guilty pleasure cult-action flick is its inevitable sequel!

Danny Trejo was bad-arse in Machete, and we can't wait to see him in Machete Kills!

But that might not happen if the people suing rolling-up-their-sleeves-in-preparation-for-a-lube-less-anal-fisting-of director Robert Rodriguez get their way!

Overnight Productions filed a motion in court to kill the film's pre-release and cut ties with Robert all together!

They also want $2 mil in damages!

And apparently this is all over some tax document snafu!

We aren't sure how worthwhile their case is, but this bums us out because we were really looking forward to the flick!

Between the seXXXay Jessica Alba, the spicy Michelle Rodriguez, the buxomly Amber Heard, and Charlie Sheen as the Perezident…

How could anyone deprive the world of this film?!

[Image via Overnight Productions.]

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9 comments to “Robert Rodriguez's Machete Sequel Slain In Utero?”

  1. Carlos Perez says – reply to this


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    wow, you managed not to talk about Gaga in an article. I thought you'd be all over Gaga's first role in a film.



  2. 2

    Oh gasp Perez, either U or u writers are so Disgusting with that "anal" mention….



  3. 3

    Perez, you are a gross 12 year-old

  4. karen says – reply to this


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    Once again, you jump to conclusions. If you read the stories in the papers, it doesn't have the ring of truth. Everything's going this guys way & he loses it over "we have to move on"? We don't even know if he said that because they were speaking French. These guys used to have quieter lives until they met her. She's the common denominator in alot of dramatic relationships.



  5. 5

    Re: Carlos Perez – I don't think Perez cares about gaga anymore. he barely mentions her!



  6. 6

    F*ck Lady Caca. Who cares if she's not mentioned? I'm glad Perez doesn't bring up the shit she does here.



  7. 7

    rolling-up-their-sleeves-in-preparation-for-a-lube-less-anal-fisting-of"
    could you be anymore disgusting? just because this is one of your fantasys, please feel free to NOT share it with us.



  8. 8

    Re: shannoncooper – clearly she is not writing that check to him anymore.

  9. teeter totter says – reply to this


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    Re: karen – Sorry you posted on the wrong thread, the one about Halle Berry is one or two stories above this one. Comments are on.