No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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We are so TERRIFIED!!
Terrified this reboot might sully the good name of our favorite horror franchise, LOLz!!
Thankfully, the red band trailer was frightfully fun and this new poster is equally horrible!
And we mean that as a compliment!
Hopefully, we jumped to rash and terrible conclusions about Evil Dead v2.0!
If Fede Alvarez's remake is 50% as awesome as the Sam Raimi/Bruce Campbell film, it'll still be the (skinned) cat's pajamas!
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