Evil Dead Poster Swears It'll Scare The Shizzle Straight Out Yo' Small Intestine!

Ahhhh!
We are so TERRIFIED!!
Terrified this reboot might sully the good name of our favorite horror franchise, LOLz!!
Thankfully, the red band trailer was frightfully fun and this new poster is equally horrible!
And we mean that as a compliment!
Hopefully, we jumped to rash and terrible conclusions about Evil Dead v2.0!
If Fede Alvarez's remake is 50% as awesome as the Sam Raimi/Bruce Campbell film, it'll still be the (skinned) cat's pajamas!
[Image via Sony Pictures.]
Tags: bruce campbell, evil dead, fede alvarez, film flickers, horror, movie art, poster, reboot, red band trailer, remake, sam raimi, trailer























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Fecal matter is stored in the large intestine, Einstein.
I'll leave the horror movies to you Perez, too scary for me, and I do not like violence even though I know it is fake, scares me, sorry.