Amber Rose is SO done with being known as Kanye West's ex-girlfriend!
In the beauty's very calm and measured response (take note, Yeezy!), she explained:
Brad Pitt almost missed out on Thanksgiving this year while filming zombie flick World War Z in London!
We realize it's not a huge holiday in England, but how did BP forget the most delicious day of them all!?
"I didn't know it was Thanksgiving until like midday. Until [the] afternoon. When you're overseas, they don't celebrate it in England. And [Angelina] and some of the kids are overseas in Cambodia this week, working on the [The Maddox Jolie-Pitt Foundation] there. It completely escaped me until someone brought me some English pumpkin pie."
English pumpkin pie sounds suspect, but surely it's a step up from the human brains his zombie co-stars are forced to eat!!
Silly Brad would forget his perfectly chiseled head if it weren't screwed on, but he is way too talented and beautiful to waste an ounce of time or energy worrying about holiday calendars!
That's what assistants are for!! Or significant others, for that matter!!
We can't believe Angelina Jolie never called to say "Gobble, gobble!"
Thankfully, Brad will rectify his mistake in 2013!
"That's okay, last year we had a big meal and we don't normally miss things twice."
Yay!! Feel free to invite us next year!
We LOVE a great stuffing! Especially at the hands of you, fine sir!!
[Image via WENN.]