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Brad Pitt Ate Human Brains On Thanksgiving Instead Of Turkey?!?!

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Eww, gross!!

Brad Pitt almost missed out on Thanksgiving this year while filming zombie flick World War Z in London!

We realize it's not a huge holiday in England, but how did BP forget the most delicious day of them all!?

The mega-celebrity admitted:

"I didn't know it was Thanksgiving until like midday. Until [the] afternoon. When you're overseas, they don't celebrate it in England. And [Angelina] and some of the kids are overseas in Cambodia this week, working on the [The Maddox Jolie-Pitt Foundation] there. It completely escaped me until someone brought me some English pumpkin pie."

English pumpkin pie sounds suspect, but surely it's a step up from the human brains his zombie co-stars are forced to eat!!

Silly Brad would forget his perfectly chiseled head if it weren't screwed on, but he is way too talented and beautiful to waste an ounce of time or energy worrying about holiday calendars!

That's what assistants are for!! Or significant others, for that matter!!

We can't believe Angelina Jolie never called to say "Gobble, gobble!"

Thankfully, Brad will rectify his mistake in 2013!

He continued:

"That's okay, last year we had a big meal and we don't normally miss things twice."

Yay!! Feel free to invite us next year!

We LOVE a great stuffing! Especially at the hands of you, fine sir!!

[Image via WENN.]

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2 comments to “Brad Pitt Ate Human Brains On Thanksgiving Instead Of Turkey?!?!”

  1. yup says – reply to this


    Men have an expiration age and Brad has surpassed his….bags under his eyes, wrinkles…he is old…Next please…IF you are going to hold women to these high standards and tear then apart, we should do it to men too…Neither are right, but equal opportunity please.

  2. Cass says – reply to this


    It's not a huge holiday?! Its not a holiday AT ALL. What makes Americans think that the English would EVER celebrate Thanksgiving?! I'm an American living in the UK and run into so many Americans who ask if they have Thanksgiving over here. The answer is no, not even a little.