WHY ARE FARTS SO FUNNY/HOW DID WE MISS THIS!
A big ole butt toot!
Well, you're going to have to press PLAY (below) to decide for yourself!
And the Halle Berry family drama has taken a VERY interesting turn!
NOW Gabe claims Berry and her new man provoked him to fighting in an attempt to get him deported, and out of there lives forever. And THAT isn't even the crazy part.
Gabe claims Olivier not only started the fight, he was antagonizing him for days! Mr. Aubry says Oilvier threaten to "beat the sh*t" out of him when they came face-to-face earlier in the week — and insists that on Thanksgiving day "Olivier jumped off the stairs and knocked" him to the ground and "started brutally beating him, screaming that Gabriel cost them $3 million to fight the custody war." (Which Halle lost.)
According Gabe's declaration, Olivier then said:
"We called the cops [and when they get here] you're going to tell them that you're the one who attacked me, or I'm going to kill you."
That's some f*cked up sh*t!
We hope a judge can help sort this dysfunction out before they all kill each other — which shouldn't be a problem for now considering all the parties involved have obtained emergency restraining orders against each other.
[Image via Ramey Pix.]