Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Don't worry, LiLo!
We're laughing with you, not at you!
Or at least we will be… should you get your own HIGHlarious TV show!
And it's all Charlie Sheen's
"Lindsay has asked her manager and agent to look into getting her her own television sitcom. Lindsay feels that the small screen would be a great way for her to revitalize her acting career and that a comedy would be the best bet. Lindsay feels most comfortable doing comedy and it was Charlie Sheen that told her she should do it. Charlie told Lindsay that it was an easy way to make very good money and help her to get her movie career back on track. Lindsay is loving the idea of having her own sitcom and would love to play someone in a story based on her crazy life."
The warlock cast quite a spell on LiLo — why else would she want her real-life shenanigans to be played out on TV??
We aren't saying there aren't stories aplenty, however. The actress has lived an, uhh, eventful life.
This kind of show could solicit a ton of viewers but we hope she wouldn't do it just for the cash-money!!
Even when purse strings are tight, there are less public ways to prostitute oneself, LOLz!!
[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]