Hot hot HOT!
Are we don't just mean the sand beneath their toes!!
We hear the Rock of Ages hottie loves it when her American Idol-hosting hunk takes his talents south of the border, LOLz!!
Look at her! She's more moist than a whole pack of towelettes!
By "she," of course, we mean the Pacific Ocean!
What did you naughty readers think we meant?!
Season 12 of Idol premieres January 16, 2013.
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