All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
Swifty brought her tricksy Trouble to Australia's shores and we're sure her fans wanted to get up to all sorts of mischief with their favorite honorary Sheila!
Ch-ch-check out the angsty, passion filled Trouble (above)!
Then, mosey on down (below) to get warmed by Lady Tay's crimson glow!
We wonder if Harry Styles accompanied Taylor Tot on her trip down under?! Perhaps they romantically muched on Vegemite sandwiches before frolicking through the golden sands?
If only…that would be excessively cute!