Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
But first, let us reminisce…
2004 was a GREAT year for K-Fed and BritBrit!
Back then, the newlyweds' future looked so bright we had to wear shades!
Toxic and My Prerogative were chart-smashing successes for Britney Spears! Best of all, neither one of them was required to pay state taxes!
Ah, the laws in those days were much simpler!!
So, now we know why California's Franchise Tax Board just smacked the former lovers with a $37,712 lien for unpaid taxes!
How will they ever raise that kind of cash!?!
Brit can recoup those funds in a four-second Pepsi ad, but we're genuinely worried about Kevin Federline — where will he get his half of the money?!
Can one man's body produce nineteen grand in usable semen and plasma?? LOLz!!
Hire a trustworthy accountant, guyz, so this doesn't happen again!!
Two people with your extensive resources to shouldn't fudge crucial details!!
[Image via Fox.]