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Charlie Sheen Swears Chuck Lorre Is Responsible For Angus T. Jones' Verbal Diarrhea

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Because it ain't a party ’til Charlie Sheen unsheathes his weiner and whizzes in the punch bowl!

After comparing Angus T. Jones' off-kilter religious rant to a mass suicide that killed 39 people, his former Two and a Half Men co-star is back with more prudent entertaining observations!!

Surprisingly, Charlie doesn't blame the young actor for making the ill-advised video. In fact, he won't even blame the Seventh-Day Adventists!

The blame bus has to leave their tire tracks on someone's chest, though, right?

Enter show-runner Chuck Lorre!

Mzr. Sheen revealed:

"Obviously, not having been there for some time, the Angus T. Jones that I knew and still love is not the same guy I saw on YouTube yesterday. I dare anyone to spend ten years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami."

And the Wheel of Dramz keeps on turning!

Chuck and Charlie waged the most boring celebrity war in recent memory; it's pointless to rekindle a fire that never had a spark!

Nevertheless, tiger blood says the cutest things!

Tsunamis, the Haley-Bopp comet — what stunningly hyperbolic comparison will the warlock conjure up next?

[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]

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4 comments to “Charlie Sheen Swears Chuck Lorre Is Responsible For Angus T. Jones' Verbal Diarrhea”

  1. 1

    Chuck Lorre IS the common thread here. Glad people are acknowledging him for the scum he is.

  2. 2

    Chuck Lorre seems to drive people to madness. glad I don't know the guy.

  3. @v@ says – reply to this


    Nah. Someone's been preaching salvation to an impressionable kid, and it's not Lorre.

  4. Chuck says – reply to this


    Why move to Anger Management? Same thing with Charlie Sheen having sex with every women. Is this not the reason he want to quit the show????????