We're happy to see we're not the only ones outraged by all this!
Ch-ch-check out all the celebrity reactions to Harambe the Gorilla's killing (below)!!!
[Image via Cincinnati Zoo/Kaley Cuoco/Instagram.]
Save us Kellan Lutz!
"A man with a rare blood type that allows him to be tattooed with a powerful ink. He is able to pull those weapons straight off his skin, giving him an enviable leg up as a covert assassin."
To get to his magical tats Mr. Lutz is gonna have to remove his shirt a LOT!
Tatua producer admits that the actors' abs will be playing a supporting role:
"Kellan was in the foreground and the background of the Twilight Saga films, but he is a formidable physical presence and this is an opportunity for him to step up. Also helpful is that Lutz looks good without a shirt, which will be part of the bargain as he strips tattoos off his body to create mayhem."
We. Are. Sold.
Then again, anything that involves a nekkid Kellan is bound to impress us! LOL!
[Image via WENN.]