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Onion Names North Korea's Kim Jong-Un Sexiest Man Of 2012, Dupes Asian Newspapers

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But with his honest face, bright blue eyes, and childlike wonder — can you really blame them?!

Just look at one stud straddling another (above), Kim Jong-un is the spitting image of a young Forest Whitaker!

It almost makes us wish we were born a horse's saddle!

Whereas editors from China's People's Daily & South Korea's The Korea Times, on the other hand hoof, feel more like a horse's rear-end!!

Faux news source The Onion named the North Korean leader 2012's sexiest man alive several weeks ago and those two Asian publications reprinted the article without realizing it was satirical!

The Onion describes their reasons for their decision:

"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile."

And that's all there is to say about that.

Past winners of the paper's Sexiest Man of the Year title include Bernie Madoff and Ted "the Unabomber" Kaczynski!

A coveted prize, to be sure.

[Image via TV KRT.]

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4 comments to “Onion Names North Korea's Kim Jong-Un Sexiest Man Of 2012, Dupes Asian Newspapers”

  1. whateva says – reply to this


    1

    Dissing on Forest Whitaker, Still sinking to lows to get laughs. At least he can act! unlike wannabe bit parters in the Soparnos. How were those 2 seconds?
    Go post some more pictures of your favorite person with those transparent lame ass excuses.



  2. 2

    You were born a horse's ass, piggy.

  3. yo mama says – reply to this


    3

    Perez YOU have blue eyes and a childlike wonder, but you're ugly as fuck !

  4. Mrs. Momoa says – reply to this


    4

    Come on they had to know this was a joke.