This is awful!
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Uncle Charlie could never let his nephew hit the breadline!
After cameras recorded Angus T. Jones humiliating his co-workers and employers during an awkwardly antagonistic anti-Two and a Half Men meltdown, his job immediately became far from secure.
In fact, few would be shocked if CBS and show-runner Chuck Lorre handed him an aluminum kite and told him to fly it in an electrical storm.
As quickly as one door can be slammed shut on Angus's toe, however, another one can be opened!
Charlie Sheen never turns his back on faux family, and he played the young actor's TV uncle for nearly a decade!!
"My former nephew is welcome at the Goodson Anger Management home anytime."
Angus defecting to Anger Management? That's cray enough to work!!
Maybe those group therapy sessions will cleanse him of his religulous-ness, LOLz!!
While no one knows what fate will befall him on 2.5 Dudes, surely he's relieved to have a "filthy" backup plan!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]