Amber Rose is SO done with being known as Kanye West's ex-girlfriend!
In the beauty's very calm and measured response (take note, Yeezy!), she explained:
CAUTION: Young children, the easily nauseated, and anyone with a small tolerance for awkwardly bad accents are lame attention ploys — avert your eyes!!
On the list of things weird things Glenn Beck would do for $25k, dunking a President Obama bobble-head in a mason jar filled with urine is near the top!
Tuesday he proved as much on his ultra-conservative "news" show!
Ch-ch-check the master of
mystery, well, something, pretending to be a French artiste while dunking a dashboard-sized version of our Commander-in-Chief into what he claims is a jar filled with his own pee pee (above.)
And then he had the audacity to hope he could sell his excrement for $25,000 online!!
Unfortunately for the enthusiastic bobble-head collector ready to shell out $11k, eBay's fine print prevents the sale of "bodily waste" and the auction was prematurely terminated.
Ugh! Glenn's ultra-conservative "news" show isn't exactly informing its viewers about the world around them!
A scathingly insightful critique of modern art and our Perezident's policies this was NOT!
Honestly, if Glenn's fail were any more epic, Homer would've worked it into one of his poems!