Sex, escorting, drugs, stripping, YouTube drama, CELEBRITIES and so much more!
Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
Just count that as SOMETHING NEW!
Cuz Jessica Simpson is so ready to walk down that aisle… like soooo ready!!!
She had apparently planned to wed Eric Johnson right before Christmas, but she's gotta postpone it since BFF Cacee Cobb has set her own wedding date in December with Donald Faison.
(Yes… the same Donald from Scrubs and Clueless!)
Jessica couldn't really plan much since her parents' divorce took a toll on everything… and then she became pregnant AGAIN!
But a source close to the situation is pretty sure they know the magic month Jess will wed her NFL lover now that everything's finally settling down.
"She still wants to get married soon and is seriously considering marrying Eric before her baby is due. Jessica isn’t concerned about her baby bump showing in the wedding pictures and feels she has put off her nuptials for far too long. Date-wise, she's thinking before next summer, possibly February or March."
Okay! Okay! We can work with that.
In our fantasy wedding playbook, that means Jessica will either be surrounded by shiny plastic hearts or fabric spring flowers.
Ha! JK… we know she's gonna class it up a lil' more than that!
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