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Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She's Innocent!

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DUH!

If there is one thing we heaved learned in our time on this planet it's this: Lindsay Lohan is ALWAYS innocent. Even when she actually does it.

The innocent starlet who was arrested for assaulting a psychic in NYC Thursday night, is facing THREE more charges in El Lay.

Since all four of these lovely violations of the law are in direct violation of Lilo's probation the gurl is in some DEEEEEEP SH*T!

This means her lawyer, Mark Heller, is working over time to clean up Linds' legal messes!

Mark spoke with reporters and is said that, despite witnesses claiming to have watched her do cocaine, she was totally sober during the whole ordeal.

Speaking about her sobriety, Heller says:

"I can tell you when I was with her this morning; she was in great condition. She was certainly not intoxicated, certainly not under the influence of drugs. No alcohol involvement whatsoever on this occasion."

THIS occasion, meaning when he met with her in the morning.

So, was she drunk, high or cracked out the night before?

The good lawyer says:

"It [her state of mind the night before] wasn't even brought up. She was perfectly appropriate. And the police made note of that."

However, he IS certain of his client's innocence. Mark says he's sure Lindsay didn't do anything wrong, and he'll prove it before her Jan. 7 arraignment!

He tells reporters:

"We are going to be working very earnestly to establish that no charges should even be lodged. [The police] have already made arrangements to get the video from the…club, which hopefully will reveal some exonerating information. After that, they could just walk away from the case and decline to even prosecute."

Good luck with that, Sir!

We have a feeling Mr. Heller's is not as optimistic as he seems. That, OR working for Lindsay has caused his mind to break.

Either way, do NOT envy his job!

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22 comments to “Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer Says She's Innocent!”



  1. 1

    go to jail. go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not collect $200. her bullshit has to stop, and these people working so hard to save her probably don't get paid. she just tries to walk away from that too. talentless junkie.

  2. chanel says – reply to this


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    Halle Berry must be so happy that Lindsay Lohan's arrest has taken over the media attention. Lindsay Lohan needs to go to jail for more than a few days to learn that there are consequences to her actions and that she needs to get her act together. In other words she needs a dose of reality and a wake up call.

  3. Frodo says – reply to this


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    No sh!t Sherlock.
    Did you think her lawyer was going to claim she was guilty?

    How about doing a piece on how everyday citizens in the US are sent to jail for doing far less well people with money and fame even if undeserved get a pass?



  4. 4

    she was arrested at 4am so if she had been drinking or doing drugs the affects would still be there when he met with her. also you don't have to go by him, the police never said she was under the influence either and they would have noticed when they arrested her or while she was at the station.



  5. 5

    ENOUGH WITH WITH MOVING PICTURES YOU DUMB FUCK.

    Do you wanna piss off the 20 readers you still have????



  6. 6

    Yes, I'm going to believe anything somebody paid by her is saying. Nope. The police arrested her because she did slug that woman in the face. End of story. IF the charges are dropped then it'll probably be because they're paying the woman, no other reason, just like the Betty Ford worker was paid off to drop the charges.

  7. JosieJ says – reply to this


    7

    Why didn't the psychic see the punch coming?



  8. 8

    Re: JosieJ – Ha thats what I thought! lol

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    9

    Club's got cameras.



  10. 10

    All Bull ! Good for Lindsay ! She should not take any Sh– from anyone ! LL is human and if she did it Iam sure it was after being harassed so GOOD FOR LINDSAY !
    LINDSAY ROCKS !

  11. Ki says – reply to this


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    We all know Lindz doesn't have much credibility but this Oompa Loompa biotch is far from innocent in this situation, all i can say is there are fake wannabes that frequent celebrity hot spots Hoping for a celebrity encounter or any opportunity for fame and that's exactly what this orange blond fried old looking celeb wannabee was doing with her loser husband and skank friend by her side. She approached Lindsay hoping maybe to hang out with her and when Lindsay didnt wanna be bothered her and her friend got pissed and jealous of Lindsay's attention they started to throw insults then their desperate asses lied to the media when they first made a statement saying they didnt even know it was Lindsay until she was being arrested and now they admitted to offering her a physic reading in the club so which is it, I can't stand skanky fame whores so desperate for their 15 mins of fame so congrats u succeeded but be prepared to be insulted like u did to Lindsay cause ur a nasty lookin slot

  12. oh please says – reply to this


    12

    the media will kill this woman.. such bullies….I mean I realize she makes her choices, but she clearly is not right and people love to tear down a woman..it makes me sick. She does not have a chance- she has really really messed up parents and needs help. They are kicking while she is down and it is hard to watch…it is NOT entertaining it is sad….They would never do this to a man…vile.



  13. 13

    Like her lawyers are gonna say she is guilty. Must be a slow news day



  14. 14

    Why don't they give her some real jail time for once?

    Like a couple months in prison - not the 1 week or 3 days or 4 hours BS. Obviously she hasn't learned her lesson and thinks she will get off easy each time.



  15. 15

    The police never mentioned anything about her being drunk or on drugs when they talked about her arrest. And the video of her getting arrested, she seems coherent, just in disbelief. I have no idea what actually happened, but I do think she's an easy target for people who want to make some money and get their15 min. of fame. But on the flip side of that, if I saw a video proving she did punch this woman, I wouldn't be shocked either. Girl is a train wreck.



  16. 16

    and the psychic never saw it coming



  17. 17

    Of course her lawyer tells the truth. She must be innocent.



  18. 18

    Here's a bit of information for the idiots who continue to kiss her ass: She doesn't belong in bars and clubs. She's an alcoholic and she has a substance abuse issue. It doesn't matter how many times she gets away with her partying ways, it doesn't matter how many times she pulls the wool over people's eyes, sooner or later she's either going to hurt herself or seriously hurt some innocent bystander, and when she does, she'll finally get exactly what she deserves.
    Seeing that the court system continues to encourage her destructive ways, we can only hope that the next time she starts a fight in a club someone beats the hell out of her. Then her fans will have something real to cry and bitch about.

  19. Canada Guy says – reply to this


    19

    Anytime Lohan goes into a club there should be a video camera dedicated just to her, because you just know you are gonna need it later.

  20. nik says – reply to this


    20

    Well the cops said she was "very tired" not illegal to be drunk, but if your an alcoholic and in de club at 4am chances are you may have slipped some clear vodka in your water bottle. Its well know thats what she does, because of the cameras. Remember when she was caught sucking on a Champagne bottle 5 minutes after rehab?? She tried to switch it up and now just chugs vodka.



  21. 21

    So she's arrested for hitting a woman at a club, but Olivier Martinez walks amongst us. Hmmmm…is all that's needed is $$$ in the US, I thought we were a land of laws!



  22. 22

    Why does everyone protect her? She is 36 friggin years of age. I mean I'm thinking this chick needs help cuz she lives in a snowglobe of vodka & cocaine ( to quote someone who knows her). Wow. This is just sad.
    She will either end up Charlie Sheen's next wife or dead by 30. Crap. Both would suck.