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Now back to the present…
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If there is one thing we heaved learned in our time on this planet it's this: Lindsay Lohan is ALWAYS innocent. Even when she actually does it.
Since all four of these lovely violations of the law are in direct violation of Lilo's probation the gurl is in some DEEEEEEP SH*T!
This means her lawyer, Mark Heller, is working over time to clean up Linds' legal messes!
Mark spoke with reporters and is said that, despite witnesses claiming to have watched her do cocaine, she was totally sober during the whole ordeal.
Speaking about her sobriety, Heller says:
"I can tell you when I was with her this morning; she was in great condition. She was certainly not intoxicated, certainly not under the influence of drugs. No alcohol involvement whatsoever on this occasion."
THIS occasion, meaning when he met with her in the morning.
So, was she drunk, high or cracked out the night before?
The good lawyer says:
"It [her state of mind the night before] wasn't even brought up. She was perfectly appropriate. And the police made note of that."
However, he IS certain of his client's innocence. Mark says he's sure Lindsay didn't do anything wrong, and he'll prove it before her Jan. 7 arraignment!
He tells reporters:
"We are going to be working very earnestly to establish that no charges should even be lodged. [The police] have already made arrangements to get the video from the…club, which hopefully will reveal some exonerating information. After that, they could just walk away from the case and decline to even prosecute."
Good luck with that, Sir!
We have a feeling Mr. Heller's is not as optimistic as he seems. That, OR working for Lindsay has caused his mind to break.
Either way, do NOT envy his job!