Bruce Jenner's long mane is FIERCE!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
You don't say!
LiLo is simultaneously facing serious charges in two time zones that aren't even next to each other, but thankfully someone on her team isn't panicking.
Now he's even implying the provocateurs were executing a nefarious plan to capitalize on her big name!
“Once again, Lindsay Lohan is a victim of someone trying to capture their 15 minutes of fame. From my initial investigation, I am completely confident that this case will be concluded favorably and that Lindsay will be totally exonerated.”
We never even thought about it looking at it from that perspective!!
The New York City arrests, her Pacific Coast Highway smasheroonie, the exhausting hotel suite run-in with paramedics, and the argument with Mumsy that resulted in a 911 call — it's entirely possible she was the victim in each of these incidents too!!
Yikes!! We haven't seen a Hollywood framing this elaborate since Roger Rabbit was set-up in 1988!
Hmm, we always thought a red-haired LiLo looked suspiciously like Jessica Rabbit!
[Image via Adriana M. Barazza/WENN.]