That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Walk that perfect specimen of man flesh toward us Zac Efron! We'll happily take a massive BITE!
Nom nom nom.
The god whose muscles seem to be ever-rippling arrived at LAX Thursday to catch a flight away from El Lay… and us.
Ah well, perhaps he's off to film that sexy-thriller flick You Belong to Me with Harrison Ford?! Ok we guess we're willing to let Zacky leave if it's to work on a movie that potentially has lots of scenes starring his naked buttocks.
[Image via AKM-GSI.]