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Walking Dead Bikini Calendar Attempts To Make Zombies Sexy

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Umm… ew.

Like the rest of America, we salute AMC's The Walking Dead as a masterful piece of scary zombie art, BUT semi-naked women with fake-looking flesh wounds posing with pouts and bare bosoms?!

That's not even SEXY, let alone artistic!

For some unfathomable reason, a South African ad agency decided to create a Walking Dead bikini calendar for 2013! Rather than making it funny, or even scary, the people behind this bizarre creation are literally attempting to make dead women induce major bonerz.

Take a gander at the BTS making-of video (above)!

It's like a low-budget Swimsuit Illustrated shoot where someone decided to make all the models look like they had contracted syphilis.

We love you Walking Dead, but we don't wanna look at zombies in THAT way!

But we suppose zombie fetishists will eat this sh*t up… like it was human flesh! LOLz!

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15 comments to “Walking Dead Bikini Calendar Attempts To Make Zombies Sexy”



  1. 1

    Welcome to the horror world, Perez. Sexy zombie calendars is not a new concept.

  2. Amanda says – reply to this


    2

    They don't even look like zombies. Just models with bed sores.

  3. Adibobea9 says – reply to this


    3

    Looks like something Chris Brown would appreciate, I bet he buys a copy…



  4. 4

    What's funny is moronic women/feminists will say this encourages violence against women LOLOL

  5. teeter totter says – reply to this


    5

    I'll just be glad with this whole zombies, witches, warlocks, vampires and werewolves craze is over. I would really like to see a good Western movie again.



  6. 6

    Except they don't look like zombies… they would need to be paler with yellow eyes or something. These just like women who got beat up. I'm not sure what that says about the people who buy this. As someone else here said, this looks right up Chris Brown's alley. I bet he will get off to this calendar nightly. Probably have one in every room of his house.

  7. Amber says – reply to this


    7

    What the heck is the name ofmthe song in the background? Help!

  8. Ummm says – reply to this


    8

    The models bodies sure look like the living dead. Bone thin is disgusting.

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    9

    Re: NookiesWA – So you must be a male.

  10. Clara says – reply to this


    10

    Apart from the video, the music is pretty cool. Anyone knows you the artist is?

  11. TheOZ says – reply to this


    11

    I am sure this has nothing to do with the show.

  12. diana says – reply to this


    12

    i saw this and laughed there is no way this has anything to do wtih TWD!! if you want sexy zombies take a look at my sight DEATHMAIDENS.com!!!

  13. stephanie says – reply to this


    13

    this is definitely not a new concept. Ive done a zombie pin up shoot. And also check out myzombiepinup

  14. Poppageddon says – reply to this


    14

    check out our calendar! womenofarmageddon.com



  15. 15

    Check out what we did RIGHT at