Posting THIS photo with THIS caption may not be helping her case!
Here's what she wrote on Instagram
[Image via Instagram.]
We've all accidentally posted "Zac Efron's protruding pants trumpet" as a Facebook status update when we thought we were doing a Google image search, but sticky mistakes like those are usually rectified quickly!
It's been EIGHT hours since Bret Easton Ellis seemingly tried to order a couple kilos of Colombian Marching Powder through Twitter and he still hasn't deleted the message!!
Last night, after ranting about his early picks for the Oscars, the 48-year-old novelist said:
come over at do bring coke now
— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) December 3, 2012
Did the dude invite his 360k followers over for a pizza party and forget to stock up on soft drinks?
Or did he think he was sending a direct message to his drug dealer while accidentally broadcasting an order for cocaine?!
He did write for Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons, after all — maybe they were celebrating last night?! LOLz!!
We're intrigued by the American Psycho author's creative utilization of social media, but maybe someone should drive over to his house and check for a pulse?
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