Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
But the original was a flawless club jam, why mess with with perfection?!
And it seems that the tune is getting worked and twerked RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!
This year's Queen Brit-Bee tweeted at her musical bestie:
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) December 3, 2012
We are imagining all sorts of glorious Scream & Shout mixers!
A sweet, yet somber ballad-y cocktail?! A dubstep shooter?! A jazzy, Broadway inspired concoction?! LOLz!
Well whatever the creations, we're gonna GULP them down till we're punch-drunk on Brit Brit!